I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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