I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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