Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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