i don't like sucking hair
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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