one two three fourrrrnication!
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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