I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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