So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
