Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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