They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
a search helicopter?!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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