just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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