yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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