he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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