very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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