is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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