That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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