He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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