I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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