was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
