We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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