Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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