Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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