Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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