He is an equal opportunity slut.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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