The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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