did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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