he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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