shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
either way he was missing a nipple.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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