I want to stick my p in your. b.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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