Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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