I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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