small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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