Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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