talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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