what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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