just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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