Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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