I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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