It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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