Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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