How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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