well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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