Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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