love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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