we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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