And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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