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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

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(917): View more from New York City

hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?

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