I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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