By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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