Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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