Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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