you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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