I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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