I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Vodka?
Forever.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
