Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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