sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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