Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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